憶 ● 因雨而樂 @Casper J. : Quotes and jokes .

-Quotes -

No matter how far the distance is .. I wouldn't let you go .. 不管距离有多远 , 我都不会将你放开 ..

When i close my eyes .. I MISS YOU , When i open my eyes .. I WANT YOU , When tears fill my eyes .. I NEED YOU , now I realize how madly .. I LOVE YOU

Maybe i'm smiling .. But it still hurts !

I miss you and so bad it hurts ..

Every moment with you makes me fall in love with you over and over again .

Sometimes , what we need is just a heart to feel ..

Stop waiting for things to happen .. Go out and make it happen !

Days will pass and turn into years .. But i will always remember you with silent tears ..

I promise that i'll be there whenever you need me ..

Don't ever trust heart .. It is not on the RIGHT side .

My world is so empty without you ..

If your heart was really broken .. You will be dead .. So SHUT UP ..

Smart may have the answer .. But the stupid has all the interesting questions .

Life was much easier when Apple and Blackberry were just FRUITS .

Meeting you was fate , becoming your friend was choice , but falling in love with you was completely out of my control .

When the rest of world walks away .. I'll still be there ... ( I promise )

There's light at the end of every tunnel , just pray that its not a train .

Know what makes me happy when you sms me?Not your jokes, graphics or sweet messagesbut your NAME that APPEARS on the cellwhen it beeps knowing that you remembering me..

爱情没有距离 , 只要彼此相爱 ..

着急是因为你爱他 ♥ . 心烦是因为你想他 ♥ . 落泪是因为你在乎他 ♥ 不舍得是因为你想每时每刻都有它的陪伴 ..

爱之所以发光 , 是因为之间的信赖宽恕关怀与呵护 .. ♥ 珍惜 ..

把对方的心 .. 紧握在手心里 .. 细心呵护着 ..

- Jokes -

小明:"爸爸,慧慧说我是傻孩子!" / 爸爸:"傻孩子,你怎么会是傻孩子呢 ?

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有一天,一个很少去医院的村妇去驻地附近的军队看病,医生让他准备小编化验。

村夫不知道要多少，搞了一盆尿端去找医生。

刚要进门，医生恰好喊下一个病人的名字 “高举” ，村妇以为医生对她说话，就非常听话的将尿盆举过头顶。

这时，被叫名字的病人响亮的喊了一声“到！”

于是村妇便“哗”一声倒下尿盆。

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小明刚买新摩托车，很高兴地载女朋友小薇去兜风。

在经过一群拿着棍棒的不良少年时，小明心想要加速驾过，便传了头说了一句：“抱紧！”

小薇听了后很快的拿出手机，并按了999号码然后递给小明，

小明顿时觉得莫名其妙，问：“干嘛？”

小薇回答说：“你不是叫我‘报警’吗？

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嘻嘻和哈哈是好朋友。

有一天，哈哈因车祸不幸去世了。

嘻嘻很伤心的跑到哈哈的家，走到哈哈尸体面前，说了一句很感人的话，那就是：”哈哈...你死了 )': !"

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肥肉交了个女朋友,

不到一个星期就分手了,

朋友问为什么,肥肉说:"她说,看我久了,就觉得好腻哦......"